The Dean Martinez Issue-
Once again it falls upon me to set the record straight.
Dean Martinez started shining up to me during my re-election and since he had been on some committees for the Governor and the local Hispanic Chamber of Commerce I thought he could help me out with his people since he is qualified as both a Mexican and a Negro. After I won I hired him as the HR manager to keep me in good standing with them. I especially thought he’d help me when I needed to close Marshall White Center to get more money for the recreation complex. I told him why do his picaninnies need Marshall White when they can play B-ball in their driveways and white folks need a place to kayak indoors more.
(He’s an aerospace engineer with an MBA from University of Phoenix which some people say is a diploma mill but if you ask me all MBAs are from diploma mills and being a master of business isn’t very hard anyway. I don’t have an MBA and I do deals worth millions all the time and it’s easy.)
My second term has been very stressful, and my Business Development manager Scott Brown showed me some ways to relax at work. Sometimes when we would have BD meetings he would show me some places to go on the Internet to relax, plus the pictures reminded me of different games I used to play when I was a kid with the older kids next door especially during the summer when our parents were gone.
(Scott likes to visit with the women at work and some have said I should have fired him for it and one time I accidentally went into his office when he was visiting with one of them and I told him he didn’t need to worry about what people say. If you’re doing the city’s business what matters is your integrity that you have on the inside.)
Anyway Dean Martinez started looking at our Internet files and our other personal files and he was also looking at pay scales and since he was the HR manager that really wasn’t any of his business since it’s only the Mayor’s business what we pay people. John Patterson said we could get Dean fired by saying he was looking at personnel files and being unprofessional and a LOT of other stuff so that’s what we did. So really it’s all just internal issues that don’t involve the public at all. Besides the last election all the people on the East side voted for me since the other candidate was Mexican and if I run again I’m still not Mexican so read it and weep.
By the way now you’re making a big deal because I gave a few thousand to Rupert to make me some more movies. He’s a Hollywood big shot but he was little short that week so what’s the big deal? Besides you can click on the links and see how good they are. The cost for them was less money than Curt and I spend on our trips and it’s what the city spends about every 10 minutes so get a life you people.
Once again it falls upon me to set the record straight.
Dean Martinez started shining up to me during my re-election and since he had been on some committees for the Governor and the local Hispanic Chamber of Commerce I thought he could help me out with his people since he is qualified as both a Mexican and a Negro. After I won I hired him as the HR manager to keep me in good standing with them. I especially thought he’d help me when I needed to close Marshall White Center to get more money for the recreation complex. I told him why do his picaninnies need Marshall White when they can play B-ball in their driveways and white folks need a place to kayak indoors more.
(He’s an aerospace engineer with an MBA from University of Phoenix which some people say is a diploma mill but if you ask me all MBAs are from diploma mills and being a master of business isn’t very hard anyway. I don’t have an MBA and I do deals worth millions all the time and it’s easy.)
My second term has been very stressful, and my Business Development manager Scott Brown showed me some ways to relax at work. Sometimes when we would have BD meetings he would show me some places to go on the Internet to relax, plus the pictures reminded me of different games I used to play when I was a kid with the older kids next door especially during the summer when our parents were gone.
(Scott likes to visit with the women at work and some have said I should have fired him for it and one time I accidentally went into his office when he was visiting with one of them and I told him he didn’t need to worry about what people say. If you’re doing the city’s business what matters is your integrity that you have on the inside.)
Anyway Dean Martinez started looking at our Internet files and our other personal files and he was also looking at pay scales and since he was the HR manager that really wasn’t any of his business since it’s only the Mayor’s business what we pay people. John Patterson said we could get Dean fired by saying he was looking at personnel files and being unprofessional and a LOT of other stuff so that’s what we did. So really it’s all just internal issues that don’t involve the public at all. Besides the last election all the people on the East side voted for me since the other candidate was Mexican and if I run again I’m still not Mexican so read it and weep.
By the way now you’re making a big deal because I gave a few thousand to Rupert to make me some more movies. He’s a Hollywood big shot but he was little short that week so what’s the big deal? Besides you can click on the links and see how good they are. The cost for them was less money than Curt and I spend on our trips and it’s what the city spends about every 10 minutes so get a life you people.
posted by Mayor Matthew Godfrey Parody at 12/15/2006 10:14:00 AM
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